So now I am getting to express my innermost feelings. Lynette told me I had to sit for photos and show myself off in a video. I am sacrificing my privacy. This post is scheduled ahead, so I might make some more notes before it appears.
Photo One: This is me looking around after a nap in my cubic cosy. You can see the silly pompom at the side of the photo. Lynette said, ‘Hello, Sasha, as I emerged from the cosy and before I could gather my wits, she took my photo. She asked me to look at her, but I decided to groom instead.
Photo Two: This is me checking whether anything is wrong with the TV. I don’t really care, but Lynette is keen to watch senseless programs with few, or usually no, cat actors.
And after I had groomed myself thoroughly, I went to my home gym. This one is not as good as the one I had before in my loungeroom. I could sit on top of the old one and hang my legs and arms over either side to do a bit of yoga. After I broke it in, Lynette thought it looked untidy, so she put it outside and bought this new one that was much more expensive, but doesn’t shred into pieces. The old one is in my enclosure now, and I use it in the warm weather. In this cold weather, I mostly stay indoors. When it warms up a bit, I will get back into doing my yoga outside.
‘Is that all the thoughts you have,’ dear Sasha?
No. But I may keep the others to myself. Where’s dinner?




