‘Would you like to give Mummy a bit of a smile, Sashie?’
What?
‘Mmmmm.’
Stares
‘Did the rugs keep you warm, dear heart?’
I think I need some Me Time.
‘It’s Mother’s Day.’
So that’s what this is about. I haven’t seen my mother since I was an infant. Does she want me to pretend I have a human one too?
