At night I am forced to play games with toy rats and mice. It is very undignified.

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There is dignity in play, Sasha! And if a real mouse was swapped out for a toy, you'd have it deaded in no time; gotta keep up your murdering skills.
Sounds like good exercise.
I don't know – it looks like you are having fun to me!