A list of things to learn

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Lynettea made a list of things I think she needs to learn. I have a few extras to add.
1. She must: brush and massage me 1 times per day.
2. She must go for walkies with me every day.
3. I must be fed whenever I want.
4. She must cuddle me when I want.
5. She has to play a game with me every day.

Some extras from me:
On my signal she must open the window.
I am allowed to go in and out at will and jump the fence.
I have decided to ban nearly all visitors.
She must stay at home and only go out to get supplies. We could investigate getting everything delivered.
I will sleep on the bed.

I am waiting to see if she agrees to my demands.

‘Sasha, where do you think this is? Gilead maybe?’

I don’t think she is going to agree. Well it was worth a try.


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7 comments on A list of things to learn

7 responses to “A list of things to learn”

  1. Katie Isabella Avatar
    Katie Isabella

    We get all those things anyway. It's just a matter of time. All is yours within those doors and your word is law. I have the same demands here. Now I admit a few are still needing to be worked on..but I keep trying.

  2. meowmeowmans Avatar
    meowmeowmans

    It was worth a try, Sasha. We can understand why she doesn't agree to let you jump the fence!

  3. Summer at sparklecat.com Avatar
    Summer at sparklecat.com

    The more you ask for, the more you are likely to get. It's called negotiation.

  4. Mickey's Musings Avatar
    Mickey's Musings

    We don't see anything wrong with your demands.
    Humans are often hard to deal with though :/
    Keep at it. You can wear her down 😉
    Purrs Georgia,Julie and JJ

  5. pilch92 Avatar
    pilch92

    I agree with all except for you jumping the fence.:)

  6. The Florida Furkids Avatar
    The Florida Furkids

    We think your demands are reasonable. We did MOL @ The Gilead reference since Mom is binge watching that show!

    The Florida Furkids

  7. Eastside Cats Avatar
    Eastside Cats

    Sasha, well…you cannot win 'em all! Nice try!

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