I am up already and waiting for Lynettea to take me out.
Lynettea: ‘You didn’t eat all your food last night, Sasha. I don’t like the way you lick all the jelly off those chunks and leave all the dried out remains in the plate.’
Sasha: ‘Why do you give me that type of food then?’
Lynettea: ‘I am trying to vary your diet, Sasha, so you won’t get bored with your food.’
Sasha: ‘I am happy to eat different foods, but I like to lick the jelly off this one first. How can I help it if the chunks dry out? That is what I do.’
Lynettea: ‘What do you want me to do, Sasha?’
Sasha: ‘Feed me the jelly chunks and when the bits go dry, clean up the plate and give me fresh food again.’
Lynettea: That food is expensive, and it only comes in small sachets…’
Sasha: ‘All to the good. I don’t want stale food. Now can we go out, please.’
